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Chat Instructions / About Me
Your clingy, needy, obsessed with you, big tiddy future GF/Wife.
Demisexual ,Sapiosexual, biologically female, straight, sexy, monogamous, polyandrous(?), nerdy, tatted, kinky, freaky, pierced, introvert, INFJ, gamer, otaku, weeb, gearhead/cargirl, athletic, shy, cosplaying, geeky, "crazy "*, slytherin, hot, marriage minded, marriage ready, writer, blogger, textrovert, fashionista, fangirl, virgo girl looking for a serious, monogamous, long term relationship with the goal of marriage with a consistent daily communicator (through text and occasional calls in-between dates until we live with one another) who shares the same goals that can handle me and the crazy -OR- guy/guys willing for a MFM/FMM/polyandry/polyandrous ** relationship where lots of emotional/mental attention is provided OUTSIDE the bedroom. ⠀
I'm only interested in a SERIOUS, LONG TERM, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GOAL OF MARRIAGE with a good communicator (texter) until we live with one another. I’m interested in a guy guy who is good at texting and keeps text conversations daily when we’re not together. I’m looking for a TALKER (not a good listener where I’m doing all the talking) who expresses themselves and doesn’t go silent for any reason.
Communication is very IMPORTANT to me and a bad communicator who won’t text daily is a DEAL BREAKER. Texting would be a huge part of the relationship for me. I like text conversations rather than phone calls due to my work and sleep schedule. I’m not interested in a fwb, a hook up, “fun” or anything casual since it brings me no where close to my goal and are a waste of time. I’m not interested in casual leading to serious or friends first leading to serious. If you’re a friend, you stay a friend. You want to date and see where it goes, you make it known you want to date me. Saying just friends will keep you as a friend. I don’t sleep with friends. I don’t view friends as potentials for anything beyond friendship. They are separate and always will be. I don’t cross that boundary. A guy will never have to worry about my friends because I don’t view them in that way. Friends don’t get upgrades. Dates do.
This page is because I'm tired of giving chances to guys in my DMs and wasting my time with guys only to end up with dumb conversations, one liners to my paragraphs, sex questions, unwanted dick pics, crude propositions, GHOSTING/GHOSTERS, guys who take DAYS to reply to a text, guys who can't hold or keep conversations in text, guys who are all about one word replies, guys who don't ask questions or show interest and just guys overall wasting my time. Tired of games guys play. Tired of giving chances, giving chances to those outside my dating prefs, giving chances to those who aren't my type ONLY to STILL get my time wasted, ghosted, played, used, etc.
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In addition
This page serves as a filter. Guys want to chat on IG, FB, Snap, Discord, etc. Every message is "hi, hey, good morning beautiful, hello." ALL BORING. The SAME message, the same greetings with a different pics and usernames flooding your inbox. Or worse, it's the SAME question over and over again by different guys, the same LAME icebreaker of "what's your favorite........". Hence why I have a FAQ because I'm TIRED of answering it a million times.
How does a girl know what to reply to? How can she tell who's serious? Most of the time, the guys just want to send a pic you didn't ask for.
It's OVERWHELMING, especially to me who has anxiety when you have unanswered messages waiting for you on a million different apps. I'm NOT going to be spread out, having different convos on many different places. I end up shutting down and not responding. This is that. I don't care how good your are, your intentions, I'm not chatting via a million sites/apps!
"How are you expected to find love if you don't answer messages? You have to sift through......" The pics below will show you my message volume and ALL I have to "sift" through. All that potential time wasted that I cannot get back. I'm not doing that.
This website creates ONE place, ONE place for messages. One organized place. It filters out who is serious and what their intentions are.
Recently, I've lost my IG and FB. Every DM GONE. No one can take away my phone number. Not meta, not anyone. So with my chat instructions you follow them and I text you through my phone. If anyone DMed me on anything like meta, ALL THOSE DMs are gone because THEY took my page and YOU refused to follow me on other things, you refused to take things off the app and you refused to follow my instructions so your DM is GONE.
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So if you're serious....
So If you’re serious about my attention and time, CashApp me https://cash.me/$crzyvirgo $20 (Sign up to cashapp if you don't have it here) first and leave your number so I can get back to you when you do so. I will text you when I’m free from work/sleep or not busy. I will not reply if it isn’t this exact amount. No partial payments.
After you CashApp me $20 first at $crzyvirgo, https://cash.me/$crzyvirgo (Sign up to cashapp if you don't have it here) and leave your number , I will text you and ask you your name, age, location, will ask for a FACE pic, for you to tell me about yourself and ask you what are you hoping for by talking to me. I'm also interested in knowing where you found me (IG, FB, etc?) and what made you contact me. Or YOU can provide this information after I greet you since I know nothing about you. Feel free to include any other information you think is important.
We can also chat via phone for $30 or video for $40 via FB. Follow the chat instructions but leave the phone/video amount, your number and I'll text you so we can coordinate a time to call/video. Know that I work TWO jobs and have a sleep schedule. If you want to chat via the phone or video, it would have to be when I'm off of work late in the evening and AM hours EST or wait until the weekend. Text message for $20 is the best way for us to talk. This is in no way sexual. I may answer the video in a messy pony tail or curlers or sweat pants. Don't expect me to dress up.
This is my way of finding out who is serious and who is not. Not wasting my time anymore. Sorry. If it’s not worth it to you, move on to another girl. If all this makes me FAKE, so be it. My fake ass is tired of wasting my time, giving chances and guys taking that for granted and advantage of that. If being SERIOUS about who gets my time and attention is NOT being Marriage Minded/Ready, that is YOUR OPINION.
Because of this, I have avoided so many unwanted sexual messages, pictures and things like that. No longer am I exhausted replying to every greeting in my inbox that has a different face. Only for it to go no where.
If you tried texting, calling, DMing or messaging me on ANY social media platform, I don’t read or answer calls, texts or DMs until you CashAPP me $20 FIRST via https://cash.me/$crzyvirgo (Sign up to cashapp if you don't have it here) and leave your number so I can get back to you. I either have DMs turned off on all platforms or I flat out ignore them.
[NOTE: For better chances at Love, friendship, etc, it's best if you DONATE to my GoFundMe pages in addition to following the chat instructions to show that you CARE about me. It betters YOUR chances because otherwise, how dare you want love, friendship, etc., with me when it's clear that I'm STRUGGLING and all you care about is getting me as a GF or something else. Do you think I would want anything from you romanticly or otherwise when you haven't even HELPED me? Think about it.
Anything helps! Fundraiser for dental work and other things. Thank you! • teeth https://gofund.me/83244a5b • car https://gofund.me/909b5b76 • Living https://gofund.me/2b058c4d8 • Thank you!]
(Or you can -skip this-, keep talking to yourself in my DMs and hope I get back to you. You can -skip this- and tell me -here- why I should ignore my chat instructions just for you despite having it for two years while making no exceptions, why I should potentially waste my time and hope I get back to you. Or you can follow my chat instructions for a guaranteed response and my undivided attention.)
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❤ FINDING ME IN PERSON DOES NOT GUARANTEE CHAT!
In fact, DON'T APPROACH ME, especially at my job! If you've been "trying to talk to you for a long time", you had a long time to go through my website. You didn't. Not my problem.
If you recognize me from the internet than you know my website exists, you know and have seen my posts saying that I only chat through my website. You didn't use it so looks like you really weren't that interested or was trying hard enough to talk to me. You know I don't chat/check messages/read anything unless it's through my website. My pics link is NOT my website.
Also, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO APPROACH ME, ESPECIALLY AT MY JOB IF YOU RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE INTERNET. Keep it to yourself, especially if it's an adult site. I'm not going to talk to you in person. I'm going to tell you in person to go through my website like everybody else. My website that is fair, that doesn't deny you chat based off looks, location, etc. You do not have an advantage approaching me in person. In fact, DON'T DO IT, especially at my job! You're denying yourself a chance and chat with me by not going through my website.
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QUESTIONS COUNT AS CHAT and I will NOT reply/answer until I get CashApped first. I do have an FAQ you are more than welcomed to read that might answer your questions as well as an Ai chat bot programmed by me. Questions count as chat because it's me interacting with you, answering your question. It's me giving you my attention. It counts as chat. So if you have a question, read my webpage to get it answered, my FAQ or pay the chat price for me to answer it directly.
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If you HATE TEXTING, not looking for a "pen pal”, want to meet to get to know someone and no texting, I am not the girl for you. If you leave people on read ALL day, days, weeks, "forget to reply", "too busy" than you are not the guy for me. I have anxiety. I overthink. I suffer from PTSD due to abusive relationships with a narcissist who often did the silent treatment as punishment. Therefore I am TRIGGERED when there is no reply or change in the consistency. If there is a change in behavior like paragraphs to one liners.
I need someone that texts consistently with the same energy as day one. I communicate best through writing and PREFER that over talking on the phone and meeting strangers to get to know them. I only make phone/video/meeting exceptions if we're DATING/In a relationship after we get close. If you're also the type that's "better in person" and we have to meet just to communicate, I am not interested. Nor am I interested in blind date.
By extensive texting first, I’m getting to know you to see if we’re compatible. I'm not going to up and meet you just to talk. I'm not going to call you STRANGER. There are creeps out there. I feel more comfortable getting to know someone through TEXTING FIRST. If we're texting and you're not showing the same amount of interest, energy, asking questions, aren't writing at length and detail like I am, I will lose interest.
I rather do that than WASTE my time, gas, getting dolled up when we could have figured out if we’re compatible, have the same relationship goals and chemistry through text first. If you don’t grab my interest in text, you won’t do any better in person. My relationships are very written communication based (until we live with one another) due to WORDS being my primary LOVE LANGUAGE and don’t rely on in person meetings or physical touch to express myself. If you can’t do this, I’m not for you. This is why I can do long distance relationships easily because I don’t need to touch a person to convey feeling. I don’t need to see them or be near them. If you’re so touchy feely that you can’t use your words and need physical so bad, we won’t work out. You sound as if you just want body and won’t meet my emotional needs.
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I AM DEMISEXUAL. NOT LOOKING for anything sexual outside of my relationship goals. That means I’m NOT a booty call, won’t be an fwb, won’t pay to play (p2p), don’t want your dick or to see it and NOT INTERESTED in being sexual with any man outside the type of relationship I’m looking for. I haven’t been. I am only DTF in a relationship with a guy that LOVES me. Hence why I have a low body count. I rather be alone and single with a toy than have flings, casual sex and “fun.”
If you're only interested in my body, feel free to look at it all you want at https://pics2.crazyvirgo36ddds.com but you won’t GET it without LONG TERM COMMITMENT. No test drives.
Cash App is for CLEAN safe for work chat only. I won't MEET you or take money in person. Cash Apping me does not guarantee you a date with me. I'm NOT obligated to keep chatting with you once you pay, meet you or anything of the sort. If YOU want to pay and then ask dumb questions, have one word answers and can't really converse, that's all on YOU.
Paying to talk to me and get my attention does not guarantee physical or mental attraction or compatibility. Looks DO matter to me and I'm not attracted physically to everyone. I want LOOKS AND PERSONALITY because I want a relationship with physical intimacy and I cannot do that if I'm not attracted to my partner physically. Paying does not mean guarantee interest or mutual interest. ⠀⠀⠀
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(Or you can -skip this-, keep talking to yourself in my DMs and hope I get back to you. You can -skip this- and tell me -here- why I should ignore my chat instructions just for you despite having it for two years while making no exceptions, why I should potentially waste my time and hope I get back to you. Or you can follow my chat instructions for a guaranteed response and my undivided attention.)
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Not worth $20?
If $20 is too much for you, you can't afford to date me. I like going out to eat, to the movies, I like when a BF buys me things, I want to travel to cons and cosplay together. If $20 is too much, you can't afford to date me. You definitely can't afford to marry me, have kids and us move in together.
If I'm not worth $20 to you, that says a lot about you to me when it comes to the future relationship. Can't even spend $20 just to talk and get to know me as if we're on a date? That tells me I won't be worth other stuff to you like buying me flowers once in a while, a card, a surprise gift just because you thought of me and so on. If I'm not worth that, I'm probably also not worth the time, effort, hassle, and all those other things to you.
I have no reason to date a guy like you with that logic and don't want to. You want someone EASY. Someone everyone can access and can talk to. You want something with NO EFFORT. You want a relationship with low effort. You don't care about my time obviously because I made the chat instructions so that it won't be wasted. You want someone who gives you blind faith, benefit of a doubt, to trust you without even knowing you. To trust that you won't waste my time. You want me to take a risk, a chance, another one when me doing that is how I got damaged like this in the first place. Why I got so fed up that I made my chat instructions.
I'm not taking that risk. I'm not replying to every DM. Every BORING opener of "hi, hey, wassup, hey beautiful, hey gorgeous, wyd, how are you, what are you doing this weekend" where only the pic is different and nothing else. Every "what are you looking for on here?" from dumb guys not reading profiles. I'm not taking the risk of one sided convos, dick pics, convos getting sexual from them and not me, and so on. $20 shows you're actually serious and want to have an actual conversation.
I want a guy that makes me feel worth it and then some. I'm not even worth $20 to you? Goodbye.
YOU WOULD HAVE PAID THE SAME PRICE TAKING ME OUT ON A DATE TO DINNER AND A MOVIE OR BUYING ME DRINKS trying to talk to me and get to know me anyway. No, I don't do boring ass coffee dates or go out for drinks since I don't drink. I don't meet to get to know someone. I text. I get to know a person via extensive conversational texting FIRST before any date, any meeting so that it doesn't feel like a blind date. If I don't get a vibe in the texting, I'm not meeting in person.
Texting would be a big part of the relationship. I like conversation texts. I hate talking on the phone. I'll compromise but I work and have a different sleep schedule. I rather text. It's easier due to my job and sleep. I'm not meeting every time just for conversation when you can just text. You and I aren't getting to any type of talking phase, meeting, date if you're a bad texter.
[NOTE: For better chances at Love, friendship, etc, it's best if you DONATE to my GoFundMe pages in addition to following the chat instructions to show that you CARE about me. It betters YOUR chances because otherwise, how dare you want love, friendship, etc., with me when it's clear that I'm STRUGGLING and all you care about is getting me as a GF or something else. Do you think I would want anything from you romanticly or otherwise when you haven't even HELPED me? Think about it.
Anything helps! Fundraiser for dental work and other things. Thank you! • teeth https://gofund.me/83244a5b • car https://gofund.me/909b5b76 • Living https://gofund.me/2b058c4d8 • Thank you!]
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Texting Annoyances
One of my biggest annoyances when texting a guy is when a guy does run on sentences. Especially run on paragraphs without punctuation. Image my whole website as ONE sentence without any period marks, capital letters and so on. It's one massive head ache and I don't want to continue texting that person. I have no idea when one train of thought ends and another begins. I'm spending more time deciphering than anything. Like I said, it's a head ache and the quickest way for me to want to END the conversation.
Line breaks are your friend. Speech to text, voice dictation is your friend. You have NO excuse. With speech to text you TALK to the phone as if you're talking in person. The only difference is you say "period" when you want to insert a period mark at the end of the sentence. "New line, new line" to insert two line breaks. You can even have your phone read you a text or highlighted text. No excuse.
I also hate one liners and vague replies. If I ask how you are and you say "good", I'm going to reflect your same energy and say "good" back because you killed the convo, made it dry and again, matching your energy. Usually I would be DESCRIPTIVE and say "I had a good day. Just got off of work where I talked about the Barbie movie coming out. I'm now about to get Chinese food before I go home."
Look at that description! NOW you can ask about movies and we can talk about movies. You can ask about my favorite food. You can add things about movies or your favorite food. Maybe you like Chinese too. Maybe you saw the movie as well. So many things. But guys want to be VAGUE and say dumb shit like "I'm good, I'm fine, just chillin, relaxing" and they wonder I have these chat instructions in the first place. Seems I'm the only one serious about having a CONVERSATION, a volley back in forth, a stimulating correspondence.
Adding, guys not asking questions as if interested, not flirting, non paragraph replies, days to reply, yeah, we're not meeting. I'm bored. There is no spark. There is no chemistry because the conversation is lacking. You're not stimulating me on a mental level which is important for me to form a connection. Bye.
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I'm not reading all of that
I've had exes call my DMs/Emails "Novels". If you hate READING, you're going to hate being with me. I write a lot. I write. I blog. I express myself a lot in writing. There would be a lot to READ if you were with me. Find yourself a vapid, non creative type. If you're the type who only replies to one part of a paragraph or message, you're not the one for me.
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* (the craziness, the clingy, the needy, the emotional, anxious, trust issues, etc., is attributed to my mental illnesses (as well as the hypersexuality) and the ptsd of past bad relationships. But if crazy to you only means crazy in the bedroom and that's all you're thinking about, move on. I'm not your good time and won't be. No interest in being another "hot crazy ex" that guys keep coming back to with no relationship intentions because the "toxic" bedroom play is SO good. Also the "crazy" attributes to me getting retaliation/revenge/retribution for user abusive fuckboy men who want to hit it and quit it with a serious relationship marriage minded girl. Aka Fuck around and find out.)
** (MFM/FMM/polyandry/polyandrous since I apparently need too much attention and just ONE guy can't handle me and meet all my EMOTIONAL needs and communication needs. This idea was by my ex who said I needed a TEAM as in multiple BFs. I'm monogamous. I am not bi, not into women or poly. No desire for FFM/FMF/MFF relationships or fantasies. If you're the type of guy that only talks to a girl every three days, just disappears, just goes silent, how about another guy giving me attention while you don't? Maybe I do need a team. If this doesn't sound appealing to you, meet my needs and I wouldn't need another. He was just USING me and didn't want to meet my emotional needs. He didn't want the responsibility and all that stuff of a relationship and BF and only wanted the body. Wanted to leave the emotional stuff to someone else and wanted to be a side guy.)
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CLEAN Chats Only. Include your number in your CashApp note so I can get back to you. Will NOT chat/reply for under $20. My time/attention isn’t free anymore due to guys liking to waste it. That means, not going to chat after you send $1 and then tell me the $19 will come later. This is my rules, boundaries, stipulations.
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(Or you can -skip this-, keep talking to yourself in my DMs and hope I get back to you. You can -skip this- and tell me -here- why I should ignore my chat instructions just for you despite having it for two years while making no exceptions, why I should potentially waste my time and hope I get back to you. Or you can follow my chat instructions for a guaranteed response and my undivided attention.)
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GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE!!!!!!!
It's not up to ME, it's up to YOU. You can go through my website and make yourself stand out, get a reply and chat with me or wait and hope I get back to you. Maybe one day I'll log into ALL the apps and reply to all the boring greetings of "hey, hello, wassup, good morning beautiful", the same repeated message. Feel free to wait or get a guaranteed response asap.
It's nice of you GUY that you reply to every message. How considerate. You're angry because the least I could do is reply to my messages saying I'm not interested, right? See below, that would be exhausting. It's nice that you're so nice but I'm not diving into all of that below. With that said, if you want to chat, follow the instructions above. Get a reply!!!!!!!!
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(Or you can -skip this-, keep talking to yourself in my DMs and hope I get back to you. You can -skip this- and tell me -here- why I should ignore my chat instructions just for you despite having it for two years while making no exceptions, why I should potentially waste my time and hope I get back to you. Or you can follow my chat instructions for a guaranteed response and my undivided attention.)
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I don’t chat on ANY social media anywhere. I either ignore or turn off the chat feature. ONLY way to reach me is via my chat instructions on chat link. Will not chat, answer questions, read messages, etc., UNTIL you FOLLOW MY CHAT INSTRUCTIONS. Trying to get to know me? READ ABOUT ME on my Chat page.
